1A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?
I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered.
You're a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?
She is the one who sells the candy.
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad? Well, my son, his father replied, look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk.
But, dad, the boy said, there's only ONE policeman!
一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese? In the rat-trap, sir, replied the boy.
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比***妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。
4. A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: God, what is a million dollars to you? and God says: A penny, then the man says: God, what is a million years to you? and God says: a second, then the man says: God, can I have a penny? and God says In a second
5.Chinese lunar new year,or Spring Festival falls on january 1st according to the lunar calendar,usually around the late january or early february.as the start of spring as well as a new year,it is the most important celebration of the year.each family get reunited during the new year.on the eve,there is a big dinner for the family when each member return to get together.
the biggest new year's party is held on cctv.hundreds of people gather there,meanwhile millions of others all over the country were sitting in front of the screen to watch excellent performances for more than four hours continuously.the bell strike twelve at midnight to welcome the coming of the new year or spring.people start to set off firecraks and say happy new year to each other.6.我的童年并不快乐。因为妈妈和老师想让我做的事情我一件都做不好。我考试得不了高分，我喜欢做一些他们认为是不正确的事情。只有爸爸支持我。他鼓励我做自己喜欢做的事情，告诉我要相信自己。他知道我喜欢拉小提琴，就给我买了一把，还请来了老师教我。我现在已经能够拉得很好了。我曾经在世界儿童小提琴比赛中获得三等奖。如果我努力学习并且一直相信自己，我一定会成为一名出色的小提琴家。
When I was a little girl, I didn＇t live a happy life. Because I was not
able to do what my mom and teachers wanted me to do. I didn＇t get high marks. I
liked doing things that they thought not proper enough. Only dad was on my side.
He encouraged me to do what I liked. He told me to believe in myseff. He knew
that I loved playing the violin, so he bought one for me and asked someone to
teach me. Now I was very good at it. I once played abroad and get the third
prize in a world violin contest for children.I would become an excellent violin
player if I worked hard and always believed in myself.
1A Good Boy